Are These Shoes Even Functional?
By mrpooper
I'm Lazy Today
My apologies. I'm feeling a little bit lazy today. My body seems to not want to move and my brain seems to be fried.Maybe if I had partied all night, i'd understand these feelings. However, I was a good boy.
Even though I'm feeling lazy, I'm still going create something. The pressure is on, as most of my writting tends to be funny. At least I hope they are. So I went to my friend Google and found what I'm going to do.
Are you ready for...................................STRANGE SHOES
A Drunk Fish
Is that fish swimming in beer?
Ran Out Of Material
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Nose Bleed Shoes
Short people rejoice. You can gain inches instantly.
Spike Shoes
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Avert His Eyes Shoes
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Foot Fetish
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Heart Shoe
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Walking The Dog
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Mother's Day Gift
If your son takes metal shop on school, you might get these shoes.
Don't Trust Him
Don't trust your man? Shrink him and bring him along.
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TheBeautysInside 11 months ago
Haha, these are the best shoes ever, whish I could have all of them... except maybe the clogs... that would be awkward. Rated funny and awesome.
-TBI